Finally, geeks around the world can stop pulling their hair out! After an eternity, Adult Swim has finally announced the air date for Rick and Morty season 7. Mark your calendars because the next adventure in Rick's adventures with Morty is due to premiere on July 10th. Get ready for a wild ride full of mind-bending twists, because Rick and Morty are back, and they're not here to sugarcoat things.
This new season promises to be even more intense than before, with rumors about a galactic threat. With the return of fan-favorite characters and the introduction more info of fresh faces, Rick and Morty season 7 is shaping up to be one for the books.
MORTY'S LATEST ADVENTURE LEADS TO WILD NEW DIMENSION
Our favorite scientist, Rick, has gone off the rails! Morty's most recent adventure|jaunt|venture into the cosmos has landed them in a dimension unlike anything they've ever seen. This time, it's all about gigantic talking chickens, with some hilarious twists along the way.
Get ready for a wild ride as Rick and Morty get caught in the crossfire of this crazy new world!
Beth's CRAZY PLOT BACKFIRES IN EPIC FASHION!
Beth believed she was acting totally sneaky. She had this brilliant idea to take over, and she thought it was foolproof. Little did she know, Beth's plan was about as solid as a house of cards in a hurricane! It all imploded in the worst way possible. Now, everyone is laughing at Beth and she's left with egg on her face.
- Ouch!
- Served you right, Beth!
PLURT IS BACK AND READY TO ROCK!
Prepare yourselves, because the legendary phenomenon is making a massive comeback with a vengeance! After a mysterious absence, PLURT has emerged from the shadows, more powerful than before. They're bringing their signature blend of pulsating rhythms and unforgettable visuals that will rock your world.
- There's been talk about their massive comeback show, and fans are going wild with anticipation.
- Be there or be square
Stay tuned for updates about PLURT's triumphant return, and get ready to experience something truly amazing!
Jurassic Park AND A TON OF RICK AND MORTY LOGIC?
Imagine a dinosaur park where the velociraptors are just Rick's bad science experiments. Picture T-Rexes that can teleport, and Brachiosaurus that just want your Mega Seeds. You got a Triceratops with an existential crisis, a Stegosaurus addicted to portal guns, and Mr. Hammond's constantly muttering about "getting a refund". This isn't your grandpa's Jurassic Park, folks. This is a wild ride with more twists, turns, and portal malfunctions than you can shake a laser gun at.
Local Council Considering Ban on Portals After Recent Incident
Following a recent unforeseen incident, the Municipal Assembly is currently reviewing a ban on interdimensional gates. The occurrance in question featured a {suddenmanifestation of a portal, which resulted significant alarm. Local authorities are presently {investigating theincident and are working with specialists to {determine theorigin of the opening and to prevent future incidents. Residents are being encouraged to remain composed and to cooperate with local authorities.
- The council meeting will be held next week to discuss this issue further.
- Are invited to the meeting to express their opinions.